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Livin' Devito Dogma

from Dirtier, Hairier by A Canadian Werewolf In...

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As far as human height, he's fucking riding low
But when the full moon's out he jumps to a respectable 6'4
Gnashing his teeth, ripping his clothes, shedding his skin off

But he has a moral dilemma, he won't take human life
Instead he roams the streets hunting pets to satisfy his appetite
I think I saw him in my yard last night
I woke up this morning saying

Hey, who broke my fence? DEVITO
Who stole all my chickens? DEVITO
Who shit on my lawn? DEVITO
Who knocked up my wife? DEVITO

I ran out the back door with my shotgun in hand
And searched the woods behind my house for an hour and a half
That's when I came across a little naked sleeping man
I put the gun against his head and was about to blow his fucking brains out when he opened his eyes and said (very politely I might add)

EVEN A MAN WHO IS PURE OF HEART AND SAYS HIS PRAYERS BY NIGHT MAY BECOME A WOLF WHEN THE WOLFBANE BLOOMS AND THE AUTUMN MOON IS BRIGHT

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from Dirtier, Hairier, track released June 6, 2006

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